Yet another way to waste my time....HUZZAH!

Greetings! Chances are, if you are reading this, you are as bored as I am. I shouldn’t be bored though. I have plenty to do. Biology, literature, economics reading, eating cake…yes, life is a barrel full of sunshine, isn’t it? If it were up to me, I would be in the Time Vortex right now figuring out the coordinates to some planet I'd love to visit. Speaking of sunshine…aren’t kittens the best thing ever?! No…glitter. No, oxygen…..cupcakes…true love? Oreos? Yes…oreos. The answer to life and beyond. Feeling unloved? Eat an oreo. Overwhelmed? Oreo. Chased by psychotic serial raper penguins with a taste for gang crime and vegan burgers? Eat a cookie before you die. It makes death a little sweeter. Don’t think about it. It’s not a good way to go. At all. But if you ever find yourself in such situation, throw oreos at the perverted creatures. It will buy you some time to climb a tree…or get a bazooka. Either works, although just to be safe, you should carry a bazooka with you at all times. Chances are, you will never have to use it because said penguins will be terrified shartless and run their sorry feathered arses out of that deserted, moldy alley you call home. If that’s your thing of course. I prefer a good treehouse myself. Have a fabulous day, stranger!! Look out for said penguins!