Since I am anxiously waiting for "Return of the Jedi" to load, I will simply rant because the library DVD SUCKS JABBA'S FACE and won't work so I have to be a pirate scoundrel because at least I get some results with this pirated digital booty.

The title pretty much says it all folks. Oh yeah, and this blog officially has 199 views. I laughed so hard...It just like GAAHH SO. FRACKING. CLOSE. SO CLOSE. And I at least got to the part where Yoda *SPOILER ALERT* dies, and I practically cried. I hate the fanlife. No, I love it. Hate it? Love it? GAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH. Let us have someWookie Pie and be done with this nonsense! What is Wookie Pie, you may ask? I don't have a fracking clue but I'm sure it involves cinnimon and pudding. Absolutely certain.