I'm sorry for having been absent my dear, darling readers who put up with my insane rants. Life gets a little cray cray sometimes. Anyhoo, have you ever seen a pair of Katniss Everdeen Arena Shoe doppelgangers for $40 dollars that you just HAD to buy? I should save my money for something really important. I shouldn't be spending it on shoes (no matter how kick-arse they may be) or the 10th Doctor Official Sonic Screwdriver (dayuuuum, you cannot even begin to comprehend HOW FRACKING BADLY I WANT TO BUY THAT) or Pocky (but they're sooooo good!)
Control yourself Victory. Control your urges to spend mindlessly.
But...but...I thought this all out perfectly! BRAIN HOW DARE YOU INTERFERE WITH MY NERDY OBSESSIONS?!?!
Shut up, frivolous irrational area of the brain.
No, YOU shut up, rational area of the brain!!!
NO YOU SHUT UP
NO YOU SHUT UP AND LEAVE ME AND MY KATNISS BOOTS ALONE
WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE?!?!?!
LIVING IT TO THE MAX BIZNATCH!!!
Whoa. As far as mental arguments go, this takes the cake. That escalated quickly. Speaking of escalators....never do the splits on the escalators. It's not worth it. I can't even touch my toes, so I'm safe from that potential catastrophe.
You know what I want to do? I want to write "Argument" on a piece of paper and put it on a fast escalator. Then make a video, while saying "Well, that argument escalated quickly." *ba dum tss*
Do you see that cat over there, the one that looks mentally retarded and is eating a moth while it stares, captivated by a spot on the wall next to your nekkid baby pictures? I sent it to devour your soul.
LAWLZ JK If it's there for your soul, I sure didn't send it.
Well, unless you're George Lucas. Then I sent it. And biznatch, you are going to pay dearly for Revenge of the Sith. Very dearly indeed.
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