I'm pretending like I didn't just blow $40 on Mortal Instruments, Doctor Who, and Star Wars stuff today. And I actually need to exchange the Deluxe Star Wars Button Pack because it wasn't until AFTER I bought it that I noticed the Yoda button was printed on wrong. Grr. Hot Topic, how can you do this to me? How can you effortlessly take all my money from me, even when I command myself not to spend so much? How do you do it Hot Topic? Are you manipulating my brain? Are you controlling my mind? When did I become so weak?! This must change. I swear, the next time we meet, I will not be so foolish. I will stare into the depths of your clothing racks and laugh at your pitiful attempts to seduce me. I swear, I will become strong enough to face you. I will.
And then my facade will crumble once I see that adorable light-up sonic screwdriver key chain.
And it will crumble further when I see David Tennant's face on a t-shirt that I can plaster across my torso.
And it will implode in a nuclear blaze putting Chernobyl to shame when I see the box of nerdy pins.
Curse you Hot Topic. Do I look like I can afford all this? Money is hard to come by in this economy.
Slaying demons and repairing retro time machines doesn't pay as much as it sounds.
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