Aliens stole my laptop, and Doctor you better fracking show up and return it to me.

Hello sweeties! Long time no see! I'm terribly sorry for not writing for so long, I just reprogrammed some shtuff on my nook so I could write this tidbit! Nook, you should stop sucking. Like really. I am forced to come to the conclusion that extra terrestrial life has stolen my laptop and is using it to analyze human behavior throigh my internet searches, facebook statuses and of course, this blog. I might just be the reason they never actually talk to us. Sowwy! This of course means the Doctor has to swoop in and tear their grasp from my precious human technology and save the world from their nefarious plan to use said laptop to program every electronic device to attack their owners and leave the human poulace vunerable and almost eradicated. And of course, I will be an insufferable twat and beg him to take me with him. I would. I am not above such pettiness. But really Doctor, I would really love to have that laptop. I can then update my status when we're visiting Raxicoricofallapatorious. And yes, I did spell that correctly. Love and fish fingers and custard, Victory