Crappy Phone: A Eulogy

      So, the time has come to honor my first phone, that little battered Samsung Intensity, that miraculously tough little plastic and wire concoction.

      Goodbye, dear friend. You have been my constant companion these past 3 years. You have pulled me through so much. My bad years, my good years, and so much more. You were my communication device through my first love and heartbreak. You, my dear, survived being dropped into puddles, being thrown down the hall (Numerous times) and you were to Poland with me and returned (even though you didn't work at all there and just sat on my bag like a comatose slug, but that's OK. I had Facebook.)

      You simply refused to die. Even with your screen cracked and popped out, you stayed with me and functioned correctly (most of the time anyways). I appreciate that. You were the one stable, never erring, thing I had for years, and for that, I'm eternally grateful. (But now that I have a new Droid RAZR M, I am very content and now am even more aware of how much you sucked.)

Love and eulogizing technology,
Victory