Somebody ain't gettin' their Christmas present.......

      My earbuds broke the other day, and I was pretty dissatisfied with this occurrence. I also like buying nerdy earbuds to give out as presents to my friends come Christmas time. Needless to say, I really needed earbuds, and that pair of awesome Thor earbuds just chilling on my laptop right now? Somebody ain't gettin' them for Christmas. Sorry not sorry. I'll make up for it with something equally nerdy. Like Pokemon sweats. Pokemon sweats are cool.

     It's been pretty cray these few weeks, hence the silence. 5 hours of sleep a night do that to a girl. Needless to say, I have finally discovered the art of  "Auto posting" AND IT IS SO COOL LIKE IT'S ME FROM THE PAST BEING TRANSFERRED TO THE PRESENT BY A ROBOT AND I KNOW PEOPLE DON'T REALLY THINK OF IT LIKE THAT BUT ISN'T THAT A COOL THOUGHT?!?!? LIKE SERIOUSLY?!?!?!

      So we got a Christmas tree. I don't really get into the Christmas spirit until I spend four hours tramping up and down a mountain, falling over rocks and ditches and cliffs in search of the ONLY FRACKING TREE IN THE WHOLE FOREST THAT WOULD FIT IN THE CORNER OF THE LIVING ROOM. Naw, but really, I don't mind. I love the outdoors. And I'm actually quite graceful outside. It's like a wildlife refuge, kinda. Inside, I'm a anesthesia-drugged panther stumbling around the tiled floor, but outside I regain my bearing and move like a silent predator, full of confidence and poise, observant  of the world around me and knowing that I am a step above my foes who dare tread upon my territory. Like seriously, inside I walk into doors, but outside I'm like "Oh, cool. A small rabbit traveled east from here a few hours ago. These tracks are still fresh." And, "A squirrel was here a couple days ago, judging by the weathering on this pine cone. It also has a chip in the right front tooth, indicated here by the irregular tooth gouges." And, "Look out mom, there's a miniscule grass snake behind you hidden behind a tuft of grass, 4 o'clock." I kid you not. I become Katniss Everdeen. Like seriously, it's amazing.

      Also, I don't get into the Christmas spirit until I realize that I don't have BBC America on my TV and won't be able to watch the Doctor Who Christmas Special. And by Christmas spirit, I mean homicidal fangirl rampage.

Love and fangirling panthers,
Victory