- I want to compose the perfect Magic deck that will totally demolish all those silly boys (OK STORYTIME so my school established a Magic:The Gathering club and I was so excited and it turns out that I'm the only female there at the moment, so I'm a bit like little lost porpoise swimming in a sea of testosterone with a broken GPS and a box of Gobstoppers. However, I did manage to secure not only the position as official Secretary, but I am the official Snackmaster of the guild as well. Yes, that's a thing. Why? BECAUSE I MADE IT SO. Seriously, no one is going to dispute someone bringing snacks to every meeting. AND SO BEGINS MY CONQUEST OF THE WORLD, ONE DIABETIC NERD HERD AT A TIME)
- I want to not die in school and secure my 5.1 GPA because I worked WAY too hard not to pull off my straight A's.
- Yeah, that's pretty much it.
- I want to not suck at League of Legends
- I want a dragon
- I realized number 5 is more attainable than number 4
- This is no longer a neat and orderly list with a specific format
- What am I doing with my life
- Doctor Who is great
- Snowballs
Love and Arctic porpoises bundled up in hats throwing snowballs while riding dragons,
Victory
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