So, my computer had the audacity to die on me, and now I am am isolated from the internet, and I will be for the next 3 weeks since I am going to Poland. ERMAHGERD IMMA DIE
Forget the sob story. Short and simple, she's going to live in an isolated village in Poland for three weeks, so she won't be here to rant at you. I confiscated her Doctor Who rights and shoved a notebook in her hand. And commanded her to turn her experience in Poland into a story. I'm Emma Lee, her best friend, and I will be your host for the next three weeks, if I remember you exist. She's going to write a story. And your job is to wait expectantly. There's no room for excuses. Because she will have no internet access. We are her welcoming committee, and she answers to me. In three weeks.
Maybe I'll post something later, like her written oath.
Comment if you have any questions.
OMG Guys it's Victory! And I finally got my baby up and running again!! Sadly, Ems is right, and I will be able to update le blog only for another week before I get to spend a good portion of my life in a shack in the middle of a werewolf infested forest. Not joking. Werewolves. Actual, bloody werewolves. And it's going to be a full moon when I go. Please pray for me. I won't have internet most of the time, and I'm expected to finish a novel. GAH. I also accidentally sold my soul to Ems..um....so...she sorta...um....she's sorta...making me write a novel...I'm not complaining, I love writing, but a whole notebook?! Eh. I'll do it. No problem. Promise me you'll be patient when I'm gone, and please don't troll the crap out of my second-in-charge. She has suffered enough hardship in life, like being banned from pudding and Harry Potter. Only the strongest in soul and mind can endure that sort of emotional abuse. Show mercy.
Toodles for now!
Victory
There's your proof. We want a notebook filled with werewolves in Poland, Victory!
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