A Lesson in Underestimation and the Importance of Not Kicking Babies In the Face.

So...lunch is extraordinarily odd sometimes. So today's lesson: kicking babies in the face is socially unacceptable, however angry you may be. But, kicking them in the face when you're ecstatic is a COMPLETELY different matter! Just kidding...kids, never kick the young in the face. They grow up with a seething hatred of humanity, and one day, they will assemble enough power to annihilate the entire populace of North America...all because you gave that baby a kick and not a hug. You don't know who that child may grow up to be! I mean, no one looked at Abraham Lincoln when he was in diapers and said, "Hey! See this infant American who is currently sharting in his diaper and pulling on the cat's tail? He's going to lead this nation to war and glory someday!" No one. Not even his mom. Never underestimate someone. It's like Magikarp. Observe here.

This little sucker is probably the most pathetic Pokemon that ever existed. It has one defence; Splash, which is about as useful as flatulence in a Jacuzzi. It is so weak, even whiny picky diva Charmander that has to be taken to the hospital just because it rains on his tail can take this little poltroon on. This absolute caitiff has but one saving grace; take this dastardly loser to Level 20 and.........

Your opposition is absolutely, 100% screwed. Behold, Gyarados, a ferocious champion that arose from a loserly goldfish. It is proof that even the most miserly, pathetic, weak looking creature has the potential to completely f*** up the absolute s*** out of you. So...never underestimate people, and never kick a baby in the face. The world doesn't need another Kim Jong Un.