See these cookies? I can seduce anyone with these cookies...ANYONE.

I learned a while ago that I can't cook frack. Since then I have been slowly learning so that my unborn children won't starve to death..or have to live on scrambled eggs and boxed mac 'n cheese. They'd be guaranteed to be obese and get cancer and diabetes and all that other nasty stuff. Now I can say I can make a bunch of things successfully INCLUDING COOKIES! Chocolate chip and Puerto Rican whats-it-called. I can seduce anyone with my puerto rican cookies. Anyone. I observed this in action yesterday. Have a jar of cookies, and all the boys will fall lovingly to your feet. And everyone else. Must make another batch. Who needs E-Harmony, when you have Victory's Victorious Seductive Cookies of Victory? River Song has her seductive hallucinogenic lipstick..I have a jar of cookies. OR, MAYBE I should turn my seductive cookies into a perfume...hmm...It would be like bottled pheremones. :3 So..FullMetal Alchemist. Volume three, first quarter. I almost cried. Really. Why must it pull at my heartstrings so? Welp...I have 24 more volumes to get through, so that'll be fun. I AM SO CLOSE to catching up to Doctor Who I can TASTE IT. Three. Episodes. Away. And then I have to wait untill November like everyone else. Frack. I want pudding...NOW. GAHHHHHHHHHH