I'm so jelly, I might convert to Nutella

My friend is going to a Mayday Parade and All Time Low concert. I'm so jealous I might cry. So here I am at home, listening to them on Spotify, while she gets to mosh and be happy and deaf from the speakers. Waaaaahhh..... But she said she'd bring me back a t-shirt. So I'm uber-happy because of that. That's just what I needed, another shirt to stuff into my overpopulated closet. It can go right next to my Doctor Who and Hunger Games shirts....all 7 of them. Yeah, I know, that's a lot, even for a die-hard fangirl like me. So, I got things done!! I'm so happy!! I TOLD YOU I WOULD FINISH!!! I ALWAYS KEEP MY PROMISES!!! Well....except for that one time with my ex's sister/one of my besties. But who's paying attention? Well, other than her. But it was worth it! Yes, I promised I wouldn't date her brother...but it was worth it. Forgiveness was earned a month later with the peace gift of oreos. Another reason to always have oreos; they soothe ruffled feathers. And not of the serial raper penguins, but of people's metaphoric ones. Ok, so it soothes their feathers too. Then they are busy with the sugar cache and not your backside. But enough about that unpleasant scenario. No one wants to listen to that nonsense. Although nonsense is wonderful. Remember Alice in Wonderland? Best classic ever. Really, it's one of my favorite books ever. Love that stuff. Also, cats are lovely. Never be mean to cats, they are like the Karma Fairies of the animal kingdom. So if something utterly crappy happens to you after you do something utterly crappy? It isn't just karma...it is the vengeful work of diligent cats...they know what you did last weekend...and they will make you pay...you shall pay dearly...