There just isn't any Ramen..........

I'm craving ramen. And there is none. Sad. My heart brims with sorrow at the thought that there simply isn't any nutritional deficit, carbohydrate filled, lipid and sodium doused calorie bomb to indulge in. Hey! you know that awkward moment when multiple guys ask you out on the same date? I DO and it is not fun...at all. even if they try to seduce you with ramen or space prototypes or free Doctor Who downloads. Just no. STAHP GUYS. You all know I'm going to die alone with no husband and have my 42+ felines devour my decaying corpse with gusto. It's the best way to roll, y'all. Just me, my ramen, my laptop, and my cats. And possibly my unicorn Ernesto, IF he ever comes back from that extended trip to Guatemala. I should call him and tell him to come back. But I won't, I have too much pride, I NEED NO MAN!! Oh, wait...he's a unicorn. So scratch that thought...I have no dignity. So I'm good. It's all good...