Issues with Society Rant 2/Nerd Girl Rant: WHATDAFRACK YOU MEAN LUKE SKYWALKER OFFICIAL REPLICA LIGHTSABER IS $129?!?! AND WHATDAFRACKITYFRACK YOU MEAN I HAVE 27 MORE STAR WARS SAGA LEGENDS 2010 ACTION FIGURES TO COLLECT THAT COST WAAAY MORE THAN THE $3 I PAID FOR HAN SOLO ON HOTH SL-22 AT TJ-MAXX?!?!?!

The title pretty much says it all ya'll. I saw the little figurine for three bucks at TJ-Maxx and was like MUST HAVE!!! So, after doing some reasearch, there are 28 figurines in the 2010 wave of Saga Legends and I now, obviously, must attain them all. Only that each one is around $20. And I'm broke. Damn this new addiction, I keep blowing all my on money on merchendise. I think I spend more money on my nerdy addictions than a meth addict spends on his stash. Not that I would know exactly how must THAT costs... *whistles innocently*

      I'm kidding guys. Never did drugs, althoughmany, MANY suspect I have. GUYS, you don't need drugs to be happy with life. So don't do drugs. Especially if you don't want to mutilate all your brain cells untill you have the IQ of a potato. And if you buy drugs, you don't have enough money, you can't buy really important things like Star Wars merch and Doctor Who merch and Hunger Games merch and BOOKS!!!

      If you have any money left over from that, you can buy less important things, like food and housing and meaningless shtuff. Honestly....even if you DO end up homeless because of your spending habits, you still have the official Doctor Who 11th Doctor Sonic Screwdriver and official Luke Skywalker Prop Replica Lightsaber. Hobo with a  mothafrackin' LIGHTSABER?! You will officially be the coolest hobo to ever grace the planet's surface. Get your lightsaber and stand on the corner and create a story about how a Sith Lord murdered your family and you went to the Dagobah system in order to learn the ways of the Force so you could find the Sith Lord and avenge all those innocent souls. Then your hijacked Imperial Starship suffered damage while being mistakenly attacked by rebel forces, and you crashed through Earth's atmosphere, where you didn't have the necessary materials to repair the damge. Earth doesn't have the raw elements needed to support such advanced technology. You had nothing but the smoldering ruins of your ship, your lightsaber and your knowledge of the Force and the universe beyond. No one accepted your intergalactic currency, no one believed your story, and no one could help you, so you stand on the corner hoping to get enough for a meal and, at night, you stare at the stars and wish for a way home.

   I just made myself tear up. I just massacred my own feels. Who does that? Gah...but you would definitely be the coolest. Hobo. EVAR.