Somebody hand me a kitten before I start punching inanimate objects after seeing my newsfeed. Or give me a shirtless Luke Skywalker. That will make me feel MUCH better. Nitrogen ice cream!!!

      You have to admire the audacity of people sometimes. Some people just cross way too many lines and therefore, need to GO FRACK A CACTUS. Then you can go have little FRACTUS PUPPIES TOGETHER. FRACK IT.

      I give up on men. Please. Just let me become asexual, or please, give me a loyal, devoted Luke Skywalker. I give up. Swear to God. Just no more. Becoming lesbian doesn't solve any of these problems, so why bother? Or just let me be sexually attracted to goldfish. Please. Anything but males.

      If I hold a kitten, I won't feel the need to punch someone. Ever seen a potato give birth? Me neither! I have heard, however, that it is QUITE nasty and that there is gravy everywhere.

      So, I read "Vader and Son" and found it quite amusing. I absolutely LOVE how I recognize the settings in the book, before I would be like, "Nice forest." but now, I'm like "OOOOOH, THEY'RE AT THE BUNKER DOORS ON ENDOR!!!" Even though I've seen the trilogy once through, I seem to remember a lot of details.
"What beast of burden do the Sand People use then, and on what planet?" You may ask to throw me off.
Bantha, and Tatooine, duh. And before you prod me further, Leia Organa's home planet is Alderaan. And it was annhilated by the Death Star. Duh. I remember these things. And the rebel base is on Hoth. Just sayin'. I'm enjoying myself too much with this.

      Cats have the Jacobsen organ on the roof of their mouth, which induces the lip curling 'Flamen's Response'.

      You can make ice cream with liquid nitrogen. It's quite fabulous, but don't expect your mom to give you permission to eat any of it, despite its harmlessness. (But not before you mix it into the recipe, God forbid you spill any on yourself!!!)

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