SATANIC CAMERAS AT 12:43 A.M

Mom- "Hey, honey, can you upload the pictures from my camera and clean it out? I can't figure it out."
Me- *exasperated eye roll* *points to 'upload' button*
M- DO IT!
V- *wince* "Ok...This shouldn't take long."

4 HOURS LATER

V- "42 percent remaining......" *weeps*

3 HOURS LATER

M- "Hey! It's done! Now burn it onto a CD!"
V- "Mother. It is 12:43 in the morning."
M- "Annnnnd?"
V- "I'm sleeping. You are an illusion."
M- "Oh, I'm real. Now go burn my CD."
V- *gets up, looks at computer, and lays down*
V- "TURN THE COMPUTER THE FRACK OFF."
M- "But-"
V- "I AM YOUR DAUGHTER. DO I AS I ASK."
M- "Stop with the Star Wars Vicki. It's too early."
V- "Hypocrisy to the max." *snore*

Satanic camera. Takes its sweet fracking time to do anything. Annnnd the CD is burned! Oh wait.... 'Error occurred. Please try again with a new disk.' GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH FRACK IT!!! FRACKFRACKFRACKFRACKITYFRACKFRACK FRACK!!!!!!!

Lesson of the day: Shun all technology at 12:43 a.m. All of it.

Love and lethargic sloth-like state of consciousness,
               Victory