Glorious day. Amazing. Fantastic. Why? Mum said I can go to ComicCon next year! :D!!!!!!! SO HAPPY YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW!! I....I've waited for this for so long...I will be with my people :') I will be able to proudly don my bow tie and sonic screwdriver and stand there with my kin, while we proudly scream "GERONIMO!!" and "ALLONS-Y!!!" and "BOW TIES ARE COOL!!!!!!"
TEARS OF JOY!!!!!!!!!! WEEPING WITH JOY, OH, THERE IS A GOD!!!!!!!
I'm teaching myself physics. It's coming along well. You look at other girls my age in the corner with this "mas-care-uh" and "lip gloss" and this secret art of "flirting" (What is this sorcery?!) and I'm over here teaching myself physics...yeah. Definite difference. Someday, I will be able to seduce my future boyfriend with my classy nerdy pick up lines. Like,
Let's exchange fermions!
Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction
between me and you?
Baby I’ll treat you like my homework — I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
You’re so cute you make my zygomatic muscles contract.
You know.. it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the force.
Or, my personal favorite:
Hey baby, If you were a DNA strand, I'd be polymerase so I could "unzip" your genes.
I am oozing sexiness right now. All them nerd boys be runnin' when mah pheromones come a callin'.
Love and nerdy pheromones,
Victory
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