My mind is so blown, I put rainbow hurricanes to shame.

      GUISE. OMG. 901 views. That is 36 more than yesterday. I am so blown away right now. Like really, who would have thought that little ol' me would have so many people actually caring about the things I rant about? I would like to say how incredibly grateful I am for every single one of you. Really, there would be no point in me blogging and sharing my thoughts with the world if not for you guys!! I would say I am humbled, but this has stroked my ego so tremendously that Han Solo would be smushed against the wall when I walked in (both ego-wise and physically, because if fracking HAN SOLO was IN THE SAME ROOM I would prolly be all. Over. Dat. Mmm, gurl.) 

      I am SO HAPPY you don't even KNOW! It's like drinking concentrated RAINBOWS out of a UNICORN MUG. (Actually, if you want to drink concentrated unicorn farts rainbows, look no further than Nectar of the Gods strawberry soda. That stuff deserves symphonies written in its honor. It deserves an 80 page epic poem to honor its glory. It deserves to be given out for free on street corners so I can always have some and live in a state of suspended and constant, hovery BLISS. It is exactly like Nyan Cat in a cup, because one sip turns your placid brain into MEOWMEOWMEOWMEWMEWMEOWMEWMEWMEOWMEWMEOWMEWMEWMEOW.)

      Ladies and gentlemen and gentlecats and gentlealiens and anyone who has ever bothered to read THIS^^^^^^^^^^^ I thank you with my whole, fuzzy feeling heart. Because its all because of you.

Love and rainbows,
Victory