Why I wish I was a dragon sometimes.

1. I want to look like I'm covered in sparkles and going to a rave even if I got two hours of sleep and everyone knows this.
2. I want to make Ke$ha feel ashamed of her inadequacy when I roll in to the party with mah dragon sparklez. 
3. I want to scare the crap out of everyone just by twitching a nostril.
4. I want to laugh at and then burn Ke$ha.
5. I want Zyrtec to pay me to take their medication during allergy season for the safety of the public.
6. I want to give my mortal enemies 43rd degree burns and say I merely sneezed, soooooo sorry dude, it was an accident, I swear...
7. I want to burn my homework when I'm angry.
8. I want to burn my desk when I'm angry.
9. I want to burn my teacher when I'm angry.
10. I want to burn everything when I'm angry and get let off because while I'm flaming and torching everything, I merely scream "I HAVE ALLERGIES!!!"
    
    
    
    
    Love and dragon sparklez,
    Victory