Sunday, January 5, 2014

Five more things you have never heard!!!

#1- Botanists have discovered a delitescent petrified banana in the Australian desert. It its believed that Jane Austen is responsible for its placement.

#2- I saw Darth Vader at a gay pride parade today. To celebrate the occasion he force-choked everyone while brandishing his rainbow lightsaber.

#3- Once, I bruised my cornea on a paper mache eucalyptus tree.

#4- Never asks Douglas finch to read A Song of Ice and Fire while twerking. It ends in an innocent pangolin being robbed in a llama drawn carriage in Dubai.

#5- I greatly desire a coffee mug made of tulip stamens to fill with Mellow Yellow.

Love and stamens,
Victory

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