MONTH OF HORROR Or, The catastrophic event that would upend any fangirl's life completely and totally.

      Shortest horror story ever? No WiFi. For a month. I know it's terrifying. So for a bit over a month I have had absolutely no internet access. I don't at know what's happening in the world at this moment. I have no clue. I only have my Walkman and my DVD copy of Frozen. Literally. I couldn't even find my iPod and it was terrible. Someone should tell me what's going on because I am more lost than a narcoleptic walrus at a gay bar.

      I'm honestly very melancholy right now. Summer was the time when I was going to spam the internet daily with my fantabulous fountain of cyber randomness but instead I know every word of every song in Frozen. Actually, that's not at all a waste of my time.

      And if you think that's a problem then you obviously need to let it go.

      See what I did there? (P.S. You should have mentally sang that. Go back and fix that if you didn't the first time you mewling quim.)

      But now the internet, that invisible temptress has slithered back into my life and beckons me to surrender to her seductive call. I must follow.

      A lack of sleep never bothered me anyway. (You should have sang that too you miserly caitiff.)


I really love you if you've come back to read this by the way,
Victory

GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS

      IT'S SUMMER TIME AND GRASS AND TREES AND SHTUFF and hello sweeties! Tis that glorious, glorious time of year where I burn the textbooks and devote myself to SUMMER, that sultry seductress. Tis a season of magic and warmth and lethargy and aahhhhhh it's great. And best of all, I can catch up to the eight million shows I'd love to watch but never can, including:

      Walking Dead (I got to eppy 3 season 1 months ago woot woot)
      Game of Thrones (Because it's like my cup of tea disguised as a mug of coffee. It seems eh at first
      and  then you taste it and it's like DAAYYUUUUUM.)
      Big Bang Theory (All of it. It seems so nerdy. SO. NERDY.)
      Star Trek (Because I should at least get to know this staple of geekdom.)

     And then whatever else tickles my fancy shall be devoured at a rapid pace. Maybe. Just kidding.

     I have a buttload of summer reading and community service to do. I wont' have time to consume television BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh fate you cruel mistress..

     Kids, don't get drunk this summer and don't neglect your priorities.

Love and despair,
Victory

My life this past month in internet hodge-podge

So at first I was super snarky, but then I got sad when I realized that

   And then I realized that I was falling into the the whirlwind cycle of the

But before I realized that I panicked and was like..

And then I realized I was going to fail everything and spend the rest of my life in a cardboard box with seventy three feral cats, so I tried to cheer myself up like...

I just realized I went a month without posting anything holy S&%#

       Forgive me, Gods of The Internet and Blog Upholdment, for I have sinned greatly.

I have a really long story to tell you all,
Victory

I'm thinking of all the cute foresty outfits I want to share but am too lazy to get pictures of.

      The title pretty much explains it all folks. Sometimes, I come up with adorable things. ADORABLE! But then I don't post them. And then I sort of hate myself for a little bit.

      So I was looking through my closet today and realized how many Luna Lovegood-esque pieces of clothing I have. It made me happy. Gawsh, I love Luna. She's my favorite HP character ever. Mmm. Nargles. Lawlsaywut?

      Speaking of Luna, I love how everything she does or wears screams IDGAF. Like really. And I swear, I will share today's outfit because it's truly adorable and Luna-like. Mixing patterns is IN hermanitas. We all a little loco, and our fashion choices need to reflect that we don't give a frack, you feel me amigas? I also know you all read that in a complete "Mexican Stoner" accent. Don't lie. I know.


Love and wrackspurts,
Victory

MY TRIUMPHANT RETURN Or, Things you learn from being a good loser.

      My absence these past few days? SPEECH AND DEBATE STATE TOURNAMENT YEAAAAAAA but lemme tell you, nothing is more frustrating that missing semi-finals by one point. It's painful. But the experience taught me that not everything is under your control, so you should give your best effort at whatever you do,and somehow it all works out.

     So we stayed at this amazing hotel called The Element, and GUESS WHAT?! ITS SUPER ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY AND EVERYTHING IS RECYCLED AND AHHH!!!

     I ate far too much prepared food. I'm so happy to be home and eating green things again.

     So after looking through my closet and realizing I own nothing but nerdy t-shirts, I decided to self-impose a challenge upon myself. I removed all but three nerdy shirts, and I get only three a week. I was hoping this would push me to be more creative with my outfits!!!


More coming soon!
Victory

Oh my dear sweet innocent baby unicorns of purity *heavy breathing* And a mini pep talk!

      *wordlessly gasps trying to express utter joy and disbelief*

      I have no words.

      Favorite blogger? Looking at my blog? COMMENTING on my blog? BUT I AM BUT A MERE MORTAL!! *wordless gasping*

      I should be studying. I should be doing history. What am I doing? Blogging and reading old botany textbooks. It's fantastic. Nothing makes me quite as happy as an old, musty bookstore, long forgotten and full of hidden treasures. And then I end up spending every penny I own on forestry and science books. Food? Clothing? Nah...all I need is books and the financial support of my mother. Sad but true.

      Also, Liveluvcreate.com is fantastic. I love making all these artsy quote picture thingies. Like this.

      It's the pure truth. No one can stop you from dreaming, no one can stop you from chasing those dreams. It isn't up to fate to ink the pages in our story, but we ourselves can be both the hero and the scribe.

Never give up,
Victory